Christmas, ParentingSanta Baby – A Mum’s Christmas List. December 23, 2017 ‘Santa Baby’, that Christmas classic outlining what lies on every woman’s letter to Santa.Furs, cars, pretty things from Tiffany’s and a yacht…that’s what we all want right?Wrong.Maybe 10 years ago when I was child free I’d have asked for all those luxuries. Now my Christmas list is very different…I wouldn’t say no to a yacht though.Unleash your inner Eartha and sing along! Santa Baby, just slip a short break under the tree, for me. Just a night will do, Santa baby, I’m so bloody tired tonight.Santa baby, a meal without a kids menu too, Will do. And a babysitter, Santa baby, send Spanx down the chimney tonight.Think of all the horrific playdates, Think of times I used to have grown up mates. Next year I’ll cope reluctanly, PLEASE just grant one Christmas wish,Santa baby, I wanna bath, And really, that’s not a laugh, Been a mother all year, Santa baby, send bubbles down the chimney tonight.Santa honey, one little thing I really do need, A wee, Alone without a song. Santa baby, send earplugs down the chimney tonight.Santa cutie, and fill my glass with some spiced rum Such fun. But don’t forget the lime. Santa cutie, send ice down the chimney tonight.Come and trim my Christmas tum, Maybe liposuction now that I’m a mum, I really do believe in you, Please, please, please believe in me,Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring. It’s been ten long years now. Santa baby, send an offer down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry, tonight.Share the love.TweetLike this:Like Loading...Related Previous You know when you're a long term girlfriend when... Newer Weekly Winedown #29 Altozano Tempranillo Syrah You May Also Like Weekly Winedown #41 Colpasso Primitivo June 22, 2018 My Child Free Holiday Wishlist January 28, 2019 Happy Monday February 1, 2016Thanks for reading, I'd love to know what you think. Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.